I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jerking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA

Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars

You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused

That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead

I can't believe I fell in love with
Someone that wears more makeup than

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

Hey
Oh

Oh oh oh oh oh
La la la
La la la

Dooredoo ba ba ba dooredoo da da day
You're so gay
You're so gay

You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like

Oh no no no no no no no
You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... penis